It All Changed in an Instant

It was all too brief.

—Rudolph Delson

Am hoping there is an
epilogue.

—Margot Beverley

I’ve fucked at least
eight people.

—Eugene Mirman

The main thing is
I laughed.

—Bryan Butler

Screw diabetes, pass me another cookie.

—Louis Smith

For Sale: Adult shoes. Never worn.

—Jonathan Coulton

Rheumatoid arthritis determines
my day’s productivity.

—JarieLyn Robbins

Finding myself by process of
elimination.

—Jonathan Stefiuk

Too good to be true.
Sociopath.

—Liliana Frieiro

Fighting fire with fire does
nothing.

—Kwame Webster