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"His boyfriend was your queer awakening, and then you ended up dating his little brother. James, you're lucky he loves you so much, or I think he'd try to kill you, mate."

"I asked what your queer awakening was," Evan says slowly.

"Oh, right. Remus, third year," James replies, then freezes as his eyes widen. "Wait, fuck, don't tell Sirius."

"Who have you shagged?" Regulus asks bluntly, and Remus yelps, tipping over the cup of espresso into the drain carrier underneath, hissing as the dripping espresso hits his hand because he fumbles to right the cup again.