Daniel Sloss

My parents are in love. Still. To this day. After all these years. They are total nerds.

You can’t have three kids without loving sex. Unless you’re a devout Catholic.

One. You are not responsible for the happiness of other human beings. You are absolutely allowed to do everything within your power to make them happy, and you should. But it is not your fucking job. And if it feels like your job, quit. That’s not a relationship. That’s a job. Fuck that.