Jokes, Riddles and Rhymes

A kudu went into business with a pride of lions and a cheetah but he quit after a few months. He kudun't cope with all that lion and that cheetah.

What do you call a vegetarian vampire bat?
Dead.

What did the steak say to the knife?
It cuts me up the way you treat me.

What do you get if you cross spinach with candy?
Something kids hate but which they can't resist.