The Christmas Deal

You’re up early.”

“You guys are kinda noisy.”

Oh, merciful lord. “I—I’m so sorry, we—it’s—oh my.”

Connor laughed. “Don’t, like, pass out or anything. It’s gross, but whatever.” He quickly added, “Not because you’re guys! Because you’re so…old and stuff.”

Now if I could find a rear end like that on Grindr, maybe I’d swipe right. Or left, or whatever you’re supposed to do.