Down the Rabbit Hole

Everyone thinks that infamous metal gate was meant to keep people out.

I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”
—Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

So Crystal decided to up and leave—straight into the arms of her secret boyfriend, Jordan McGraw (the son of Dr. Phil . . . what would he have to say about this little love triangle?).

He always referred to himself in third person in the scrapbook captions. The whole thing is so bizarre

Unlike Hef, I didn’t enjoy living in the past. I was young and living for the present and future

taking her plunge down

She’s toxic. She has to go!”

Roberto Cavalli (who had designed the new Bunny ensembles for the club

She’s so annoying! If no one is paying attention to her, she just screams out of the blue!”

persona non grata