Whereas Bayern were openly modelling themselves on the Barcelona model, Klopp positioned himself as the alternative. ‘Barcelona’s team of the last four years, with their serenity … sorry, that’s not enough for me,’ he laughed. ‘If Barcelona’s team of the last four years had been the first one that I saw play when I was four, I would have played tennis instead. I like fighting football, not serenity football; rainy day, heavy pitch, everybody has a dirty face, and then they go home and can’t play football for the next four weeks. That’s what Borussia are all about.’